If James Bond…


We’d argue that Daniel Craig is the best Bond ever. Some might say Sean Connery deserves that title. However, times have changed and women don’t favour the hairy guy anymore. Back in the 60’s and 70’s chest hair was deemed very sexy indeed, nowadays it’s not just metro-sexuals that are ridding themselves of excess body hair and for good reason! While a hairy back is the biggest turn off for women, nose and ear hair certainly cools the ardour. So here’s some tips it’s well worth following.
You don’t have to be perfect but don’t sabotage your success with the ladies by ignoring vital grooming habits. Sooner or later your luck will run out and you’ll be dateless depending upon a few friends to stay in touch with the social scene.

Believe me, bad grooming habits can be your one way ticket to Lonely Ville.  These days’ women expect more from men.  With all the beauty rituals, lotions and potions and convenient accessories there is no excuse to smell good and look great.

It seems we concentrate on those appearance flaws like pimples and other skin afflictions but completely ignore the more hygienic issues that are simple to resolve. A small pimple can be camouflaged; a bad hair day can be concealed with a hat. But what’s your excuse for strands of hair growing from your nostrils?  And what about that bush of overgrowth sticking out of your shirt; let’s not forget the ear hair.  You had to have known it was there?  What are you a caveman?

You might think nose and ear hair is no big deal, but these are by no way superficial flaws and you’ll lose a date fast as soon as she figures out you don’t pay enough attention to your hygiene.  There are two things you can invest in to resolve your issues; a nose trimmer and some body wax strips.

A nose trimmer is one of the best accessories for men and definitely a must-have.  It should be apart of every grooming ritual; shower, shave, trim.  Yeah, I left out the other one because it goes without saying.  Believe me, the ones I did mention guys actually forget to accomplish.

Nose hair can be seen by everyone and it annoys women.  You almost want to walk over and yank the nose hair out.

Imagine dining with someone who has nose hair growing from a nostril.  Can you think of what’s going on in your dates mind?  Staring at the hair wondering why in the hell you left the house for all to laugh?  And what about the ear hair that sits like a patch of pansies growing without a cause? Sure, that’s a bit more intricate to see in your ear, but can’t you feel that bush sitting there?  Get a nose trimmer and you wouldn’t have these problems.

Those were the smaller issues with hair playing peek-a-boo with your emotions but what about the werewolf syndrome?  That surely will sabotage your success with the ladies.  No woman wants to feel on a man with an overgrowth of hair on his body.  You’ve got to tame that with wax.  Either you can initiate an appointment for a spa treatment that wax men or purchase economical wax strips.  Most require heating in a microwave and lying onto the hair, then pulling off.  But you need to get this done, quickly.

Believe me, when men have hair overgrowth issues they translate into hygiene issues that women will not have the patience to entertain. A few simple investments like a nose hair trimmer and body wax strips will ensure you remain a socially viable inhabitant of the dating scene. Take the advice and don’t sabotage your success with the ladies. Lonely is not a happy world.

November 8, 2008. Tags: , , , , , , . Uncategorized. Leave a comment.